soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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