I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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