32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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