Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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