careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
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tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Also, beer. Big fan.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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