I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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