...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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