im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
she peed on how many people?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
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Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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