Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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