I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
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Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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