You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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