I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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