i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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