thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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