whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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