So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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