You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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