fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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