You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
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I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I think people are normalizing furries
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Randomize