oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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