Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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