Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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