Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
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look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
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I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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