Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
All I want is dick and wine.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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