Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
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He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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