that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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