what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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