what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I think this conversation is over.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...