I just made out with a guy for $7.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
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threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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