yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
then he tried to convert me to islam
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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