so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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