I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
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Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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