You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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