CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
