she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
you will always have a special place in my vag
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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