I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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