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Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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