i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
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he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
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Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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