im gay
i know
yea but for you.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
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purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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