Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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