I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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