i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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