I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
