he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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