Your face is a jimmy john
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
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he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
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Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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