she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
