Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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