im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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