you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
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I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
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I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
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Have fun and good luck.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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