If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
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He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
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I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
The air taste purple.
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