and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Randomize
