Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
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I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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